Yakko:
There Once Was A Man
His Name Was Magellan
A Portuguese Skipper
The Girls Found Him Handsome
He Sailed With Five Ships
To Find The East Indies
Then Come Back To Spain
With A Bounty Of Loot

YW+D :
Whoopie Ti-yi-yo
Oh Happy Magellan
Starting Your Journey
With Hardly A Care
Whoopie Ti-yi-yo
Strong, Brave Magellan
You'll Find The East Indies
You Just Don't Know Where

Yakko:
They Crossed The Atlantic
And Spotted A Country
Magellan Said

Mglln: It's The East Indies At Last!

Yakko: But Then Someone Shouted

Wakko: Hey, That's Argentina!

Yakko:
Magellan Got Cranky
And Chopped Down The Mast

YW+D :
Whoopie Ti-yi-yo
Settle Down, Magellan
Put Down That Axe
There's No Time To Despair
Whoopie Ti-yi-yo
Keep Trying, Magellan
You'll Find The East Indies
You Just Don't Know Where

Yakko:
A Great Storm Arose
In The Mighty Pacific
The Five Little Ships
Were Diminished To Three
At Last Land Was Sighted
Magellan Was Happy
But Then Someone Shouted

Dot : Hey, That's Chile!

YW+D :
Whoopie Ti-yi-yo
Cheer Up, Magellan
Check Out Your Map
And Don't Tear Out Your Hair
Whoopie Ti-yi-yo
Keep Trying, Magellan
You'll Find The East Indies
You Just Don't Know Where

Yakko:
It Took Them Five Months
But They Crossed The Pacific
They Spotted A Land
That Was Dotted With Palms
Magellan Proclaimed

Mglln: Yes! That's The East Indies!

Yakko: But Then Someone Shouted

Wakko: Hey, I Think That's Guam!

YW+D :
Ay-yi-yi-yi
Oops, Magellan
Your Fun Little Journey's
Become A Nightmare
Whoopie Ti-yi-yo
Keep Trying, Magellan
You'll Find The East Indies
You Just Don't Know Where

Yakko:
They Sailed Due West
To The Philippine Islands
Magellan Was Pleased
As The Natives Drew Near
But Then Someone Shouted

YW+D : I Think They're Attacking!

Yakko: Magellan Said...

Mglln: ...What?

Yakko: And Got Hit By A Spear

YW+D : Whoopie Ti-yi-yo
Farewell, Magellan
You Almost Made It
It's Really Not Fair
Whoopie Ti-yi-yo
Oh, Ghost Of Magellan
The East Indies Islands
Were Right Over There.