I'm Out On The Range, Surveying The Land

Thinking Of The Job That's To Be Done

My Life Is Hard But I Don't Mind

Men Like Me, That's How The West Was Won

I Stand The Pain And The Suffering

For On The Trail I Am The King

On Doors I Knock And On Bells I Ring

Always Sure That I Will Get The Sale



'Cause I Am Dan The Insurance Salesman

In A Beat-up Chevrolet I Do Ride

I Rope Them In And Tie Them Up And Bind Them Legally

And On The Dotted Line I Make Them Sign

Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey) Hey!



The Door Swings Wide And I Sense My Prey

Ready To Fall Victim To My Pitch

I Tell Him All About The Plan

With All Of Its Inherent Benefits

If You Lose An Arm It's A Thousand Bucks

Lose Both Of Them And Get Twice As Much

And If You Should Die, Well Then, Bless Your Luck

You'll Just Be Raking In The Cash



'Cause I Am Dan The Insurance Salesman

In A Beat-up Chevrolet I Do Ride

I Rope Them In And Tie Them Up And Bind Them Legally

And On The Dotted Line I Make Them Sign

Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey) Hey!



The Sucker Signs, The Deed Is Done

It's Time For Me To Get Back On The Road

A Lonely Man Out On The Land

Where The Wind Can Blow So Cold

I Ride Into The Setting Sun

With The Knowledge Of A Job Well Done

But I Can't Rest Until Everyone

Has Become Properly Insured



'Cause I Am Dan The Insurance Salesman

In A Beat-up Chevrolet I Do Ride

I Rope Them In And Tie Them Up And Bind Them Legally

And On The Dotted Line I Make Them Sign

Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey, Hi-de-hey) Hey!



Yes, I Am Dan The Insurance Salesman

In A Beat-up Chevrolet I Do Ride

I Rope Them In And Tie Them Up And Bind Them Legally

For On The Dotted Line I Make Them Sign