On The First Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
A God Damn Son Of A Bitch!!!
On The Second Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
Two Bloody Nuts,
And A God Damn Son Of A Bitch!!!
On The Third Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
Three Severed Heads,
Two Bloody Nuts,
And A God Damn Son Of A Bitch!!!
On The Fourth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
Four Rotting Children,
Three Severed Heads,
Two Bloody Nuts,
And A God Damn Son Of A Bitch!!!
On The Fith Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
Five Gotta Schmeets!,
Four Rotting Children,
Three Severed Heads,
Two Bloody Nuts,
And A God Damn Son Of A Bitch!!!
On The Sixth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
Six Uclamings,
Five Gotta Schmeets!,
Four Rotting Children,
Three Severed Heads,
Two Bloody Nuts,
And A God Damn Son Of A Bitch!!!
On The Seventh Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
Seven Chicken Gizzards,
Six Uclamings,
Five Gotta Schmeets!,
Four Rotting Children,
Three Severed Heads,
Two Bloody Nuts,
And A God Damn Son Of A Bitch!!!
On The Eighth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
Eight Doo-doo-doo-doo,
Seven Chicken Gizzards,
Six Uclamings,
Five Gotta Schmeets!,
Four Rotting Children,
Three Severed Heads,
Two Bloody Nuts,
And A God Damn Son Of A Bitch!!!
On The Ninth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
Nine, And
Eight Doo-doo-doo-doo,
Seven Chicken Gizzards,
Six Uclamings,
Five Gotta Schmeets!,
Four Rotting Children,
Three Severed Heads,
Two Bloody Nuts,
And A God Damn Son Of A Bitch!!!
On The Tenth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
Ten Debbie Gizzards,
Nine, And
Eight Doo-doo-doo-doo,
Seven Chicken Gizzards,
Six Uclamings,
Five Gotta Schmeets!,
Four Rotting Children,
Three Severed Heads,
Two Bloody Nuts,
And A God Damn Son Of A Bitch!!!
On The Eleventeenth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
Eleventeen S.t.l.d.'s,
Ten Debbie Gizzards,
Nine, And
Eight Doo-doo-doo-doo,
Seven Chicken Gizzards,
Six Uclamings,
Five Gotta Schmeets!,
Four Rotting Children,
Three Severed Heads,
Two Bloody Nuts,
And A God Damn Son Of A Bitch!!!
On The Twelth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me,
Twelve Tuna-twat,
Eleventeen S.t.l.d.'s,
Ten Debbie Gizzards,
Nine, And
Eight Doo-doo-doo-doo,
Seven Chicken Gizzards,
Six Uclamings,
Five Gotta Schmeets!,
Four Rotting Children,
Three Severed Heads,
Two Bloody Nuts,
And A God Damn Son Of A Biiiiiitch!!!!!!!