I'm Gonna Buy You A Big Hat With Feathers An' Plumes
I'm Gonna Buy You A Mansion With Sixty Thousand Rooms
An' That Ain't All . . .no That Ain't All!

I'm Gonna Buy You Powder, I'm Gonna Buy You Paint
Gonna Fix You Up An' Make You Look Like Somethin' You Ain't
An' That Ain't All . . .no That Ain't All!

I'm Gonna Buy You A Fur Piece, I'm Gonna Buy You Gloves
I'll Buy You Anything If You Will Give Me All Of Your Love
An' That Ain't All ( That Ain't All! )no That Ain't All ( That Ain't All! )



I'm Gonna Buy You A Rolls Royce, Get You A Chauffeur Too
But The Chauffeur's Gonna Be A Woman Just Like You
An' That Ain't All ( That Ain't All! )no That Ain't All ( That Ain't All! )

I'm Gonna Buy You Dresses, 'till Your Wardrobe Falls
You're Gonna Die Of Old Age Before You Wear Them All
An' That Ain't All ( That Ain't All! ) That Ain't All ( That Ain't All! )



If We're Both A Livin' In Nineteen Ninety-five
They Will Have A Pill By Then To Keep Us Both Alive
An' That Ain't All ( That Ain't All! )that Ain't All ( That Ain't All! )

All These Things I'll Buy You, If You'll Just Wait For Me
'cause I'll Be Out Of Prison In Nineteen Eighty-three
An' That Is All ( And That Is All! )that Is All ( And That Is All! )

That Is All ( And That Is All! )that Is All!

Words And Music By John D. Loudermilk