I Met A Girl From Johnson City, Man:
She's About The Prettiest Thing In The State.
So I Went Down To The DMV,
Was Gonna Get Me Some Vanity Plates.

I Told 'em: "She's My Everything; She's My Dream Come True:
"If I Don't Tell Her, Man, I Don't What I'll Do.
"It Feels So Good That I Can't Keep It To Myself.
"I Love That T E, Double-N, E Double-S Double-E G I R L."

So I Called Up Dave, Formerly A Jet-fighter;
Currently A Sky-writer, When You Pay Him Cash.
I Told Him What I Wanted Him To Give Me:
He Said: "I'll Get So Dizzy, I'll Prob'ly Crash."

I Told Him: "She's My Everything; She's My Dream Come True:
"If I Don't Tell Her, Man, I Don't What I'll Do.
"It Feels So Good That I Can't Keep It To Myself.
"I Love That T E, Double-N, E Double-S Double-E G I R L."

(That Girl.)
(C'mon Baby.)

So I Went Down To The Emporium:
I'm Gonna Get Me Some Epidermal Art.
I'm Savin' Up Every Penny 'cause,
It'll Cost Me Plenty, Man, An' It's Gonna Smart.

But She's My Everything; She's My Dream Come True:
If I Don't Tell Her, Man, I Don't What I'll Do.
It Feels So Good That I Can't Keep It To Myself.
I Love That T E, Double-N, E Double-S Double-E G I R L.

She's My Everything; She's My Dream Come True:
If I Don't Tell Her, Man, I Don't What I'll Do.
It Feels So Good That I Can't Keep It To Myself.
I Love That T E, Double-N, E Double-S Double-E G I R L.
T E, Double-N, E Double-S Double-E G I R L.

Ah, Nah, Nah, Now, Now, Now, No, No.
Ah, That Girl, Baby.
You All Got To Get It To Her For Me.
Aw, C'mon Back, Honey.
I Went To A Lot Of Trouble To Get This Thing On Here.