I Was A Teenage Vampire,

I Was James Deam In A Velvet Gown,

She Was A Bride Of Frankenstein,

A Chopper Chick From Zombie Town,

I Was An Easy Rider,

Bloodsucker,

An Adolescent Antichrist,

Like Elvis I Will Never Die



I Was A Teenage Vampire



I Was A Thing From Outer Space,

Come To Destroy The Human Race,

She Was Peter Cushings Daughter,

My Devil Doll Senorita,

Unleash The Power Of My Libido,

A Juvenile Superspy,

Like James Bond I Will Never Die



I Was A Teenage Vampire