Now, These Are The Teen Commandments:

1. Stop And Think Before You Drink.

2. Don't Let Your Parents Down; They Brought You Up.

3. Be Humble Enough To Obey. You Will Be Giving Orders Yourself Someday.

4. At The First Moment, Turn Away From Unclean Thinking - At The First
Moment.

5. Don't Show Off Driving. If You Want To Race, Go To Indianapolis.

6. Choose A Date Who Would Make A Good Mate.

7. Go To Church Faithfully. The Creator Gives You The Week; Give Him Back An
Hour.

8. Choose Your Companions Carefully. You Are What They Are.

9. Avoid Following The Crowd. Be An Engine, Not A Caboose.

10. Or Even Better - Keep The Original Ten Commandments.