I Plucked Her Young From The Silly Scene,
Gave Her Enough Lies To Live On.
Now Her Daddy's Made He Owns A Shop In Hayes,
But He Can't Dream For The Both Of Us

I'm Just A Short Term Boyfriend,
But I'd Do You I'd Do You Again

I Said "Let's Tour The Streets On Fire"
So We Rode A Caravan To Yarmouth
Stole At Sea Air, Acted Debonair
In The Ram Jam The Bingo The Bandstand

Her Old Man Said That She'd Been Had,
We're A 'Jezebel And Cocktail Charlie'
Now She Mops The Floors Of Blue Movie Stores
Just To Keep Us On The Richmond Lights

We Both Knew It Would Come To This:
A Flippant Kiss Down The Arcade
Now I'm Taking You Home For Your College Ball,
Be Happy Be Happy Be
Happy........