I Was Sitting There In A Comfortable Chair
And That Was All That I Needed
Then My Friend Offered Me A Drink For Us To Share
And That Was All That I Needed
Well, Then I Felt At Ease
But Then I'm Not Too Hard To Please
I Guess You Couldn't Call Me Greedy
Then I Was Shocked To Look Up
And See Rita Hayworth There In A Place So Seedy
She Walked Into The Bar With Her Long, Red, Curly Hair
And That Was All That I Needed
And I Said To My Friend, Good God, We're Lucky Men Just To Even See Her

Take, Take, Take
Take, Take, Take
Take, Take, Take

And I Could Not Resist, I Just Had To Get Close To Her
And That Was All That I Needed
I Walked And Loomed Around Her Table For A While
And That Was All That I Needed
Then I Said, I Hate To Bug You, Ma'am, But Can I Have Your Autograph?
And That Was All That I Needed
She Pressed Her Lips Against A White Piece Of Paper
And That Was All That I Needed
Then I Saw What She Wrote, My Heart Is In My Mouth
And That Was All That I Needed
Then She Handed It To Me, And I Think That She Could See
That That Was All That I Needed
I Started To Walk Away But Then I Remembered 'hey, I Forgot To Get A Picture'
So I Asked Her One More Time, Could I Have Another Favor?
That Was All That I Needed
She Was Kind And Posed With Me
Then I Knew My Friend Would See My Celebrity Meeting

Take, Take, Take
Take, Take, Take
Take, Take, Take

She Turned And Said To Me, I Need To Go To Sleep,
And It Seemed So Mean
It's Almost As If She Could Not Appreciate How Cool I Was Being
She Said, Good Night And Walked Away
And I Didn't Know What To Say
I Just Couldn't Believe It
Well, It's Just Not Fair
I Want To Get A Piece Of Hair
That Was All That I Needed
Or Maybe A Kiss On The Cheek
I Wouldn't Wash It For A Week
That Would Be All That I Needed
But She Didn't Even Care
That I Was Even There
What A Horrible Feeling