I've Got News For You

Yes Man, I Got Some News

You Know, There's A Lot Of Things Being Said,

You Know

People Talkin' This And People Talkin That,

People Talkin' This And People Talkin That,

People Talkin' This And People Talkin That,

People Need To Shut Up And Listen To The Track



The Stampman Robbed Me Of My Sleep

I Drag A Brush Across My Cheek

The Alarm Clock's A Goddamn Thief

He's Always Stealin' My Hours From Me

Now, Monday Is A Bastard Son Of Death,

And 8 In The Morning Is A Time Of Nothingness

See, Something Isn't As Efficient As It Should Be

And Life's Not As Easy As It Could Be To Me

When I'm Livin, Breathin, Readin, Writin,

Sweatin, Bleedin, Even Cryin, Tryin To Find

A Sign That I'm Alive And I Should Keep Fightin.

Avoid The Lion Just A Star On The Horizon,

Like A Riot I'ma Rise Hitch-hike And Ride The

Lightnin

Something's What I Gotta Be,

But My Boss Says To Stop The Day Dreams

She Says Dumby There's No Money In Your Label

I Say News Flash, Kiss My Ass, Pass The Funny Papers





I've Got News For You (x7)

I've Got News



My Lady Friend Loves To Question Me

About My Life And My Immaturity

She Wants To Know If There Will Even Be Security

I'm Like Sure There Will Baby, You'll Leave Me

Certainly

Relationships Are Nothing But A Headache,

Cause When You're Not Getting Head, Yes It's A

Headache

Could You Please Make Love To Me For My Bed's

Sake,

Help Take Away The Loneliness The Bed Feels When

You're Awake

Give Me Reason, Help My Breathin, And My Sleepin,

Free My Semen

See Me As A He-man, Not A Demon, Don't Be Fond Of

Leavin

As The Sun Is Beamin Baby You're The Only Easing

That I Get So Me Sweat And Sex Me Til I Hear You

Screamin

Kip, You'll Never Get A Scream,

So Stop With Your Foolish Wet Dreams

She Says You're Not Worthy Of A Girl's Affection

So Try To Find A Boyfriend In The Classified S