Woke Up This Morning With A Pain In My Head
I Need A Doctor And A White Linen Bed
I'd Call For Help If Only I Could
And I Know That This Can't Be Good
I Know That This Can't Be Good

To Be The Eye Of A Needle In The Eye Of A Storm
Surrounded By Chaos Since The Day I Was Born
And I'd Strike That Day From The Books
If Only I Could
Because I Know That This Can't Be Good
I Know That This Can't Be Good

But If I Had Money And If I Had Fame
Generosity And Goodness
Would Follow My Name
If A Had Patience And If I Had Grace
I'd Help Everyone That I Could
But I Know That This Can't Be Good

Ain't Got Wheels, So I'm Walking,
When I'm Walking It Rains
When It Rains It Pours And I'm Stuck Here Again
I'd Leave In A Second, You Know That I Would
Because I Know That This Can't Be Good
I Know That This Can't Be Good

But If I Had Money And If I Had Fame
The Salvation Army Would Know Me By Name
If I Had Freedom And A Little Good Luck
I'd Help Everyone That I Could
But I Know That This Can't Be Good

And A Winner Draws A Crowd,
But You're Alone When You Lose
I Could Use A Hot Meal And A New Pair Of Shoes
I Can Hang Laundry, Scrub Floors And Chop Wood
And I Know My Prospects Ain't Good
I Know That This Can't Be Good
And I've Always Been Misunderstood