Fuck Yourself With A Rubber Hose

Stick It In Your Mouth And Down Your Throat

Up Your Nose And In Your Heinie Hole

I Don't Care Where It Goes

And It Don't Matter If You're Straight Or Gay

You Should Fuck Yourself Anyway

Now, You Don't Have To Listen To A Word I Say

But I Know You, You'll Be Humpin' Away

Fuck Yourself With Your Neighbor's Nose

If You Can't Use That, Use A 10-foot Pole

Stick It Up Your Ass And Go For A Stroll

Everyone Will Know You've Been To This Show

If You Can't Take, Eat My Stool

Masturbate With Some Crazy Glue

I Don't Care What You Do

Fock Yourself With A Garden Tool

Fuck Yourself With Politics

Ahh They're Full Of Fuckin' Fuckin' Shit

I Mean You Know We've Been Lied To Ever Since We Were Born

It's Amazing That We've Been Getting Fucked That Long

Fuck Yourself With The World Wide Web

Man You Could Ride That Sucker Right From Your Bed

You May Even Meet A Tom, Dick, Jane Or Billy

Then Grab Onto Your Modem And Fuck Yourself Silly

Fuck Yourself With Your Heart And Soul

Give It Everything You Got, Hey I'm Talkin' To You

If You Can't Even Fuck Yourself,

How Ya Gonna Fuck Somebody Else?

Fuck Yourself With My Microphone

I'll Give It To You Later When We're All Alone

We Can Turn It Up Loud

And See If You Come, But

Don't Get Your Jizz On My Microphone

Fuck Yourself With Organized Religion

Now That Is Some Seriously Sinnin' Business

If The Lord Sees Their Pathetic Crimes

He'll Be Fuckin' Them 'til The End Of Time

And Can Someone Explain To Me This Racist Crap

I Know It Isn't White, But It Isn't Black

And To All You People Who Only See Things Your Way

Well, You Can Suck My Dick And Take All Day

Fuck Your Nose With A Pound Of Blow

Watch Your Money Get Up And Go

But When You Burnt Your Brain And You Say

I Don't Know!

I Hate To Tell You But I Told You So

Fuck Yourself With This Grunge Rock Noise