I Love When Everybody On My Side
But I Went Blew It All Sky High
And Now They Even Won't Spare A Spacing Place
All Just Because I ... Ripped My Pants

When Big Larry Came Around Just To Put Him Down
Spongebob Turned Into A Clown
And No One Ever Wants To Dance
With A Fool Who Went And Ripped His Pants

I Know I Souldn't Mope Round I Souldn't Curse
But The Pain Feels So Much Worse
'Cause Windin' Up With No One Is A Lot Less Fun
Than A Burn From The Sun Or Sand In Your Buns

Now I Learned A Lesson I Won't Soon Forget
So Listen And You Won't Regret
Be True To Yourself Don't Miss Your Chance
And You Won't End Up Like The Fool Who Ripped
His Pants