Entire Song Is Done In A Falsetto Little Boy's Voice And On Most Sibilant S's, A Whistling Sound Is Heard, Much As Would Be Emitted By One Lacking His Two Front Teeth.

SPOKEN INTRO:

'twas The Night Before Christmas And All Through The House

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even A Mouse

Suddenly I Heard A Strange Noise Down Below

So, In My Flannel Pajamas I Went Tippy-toe

I Could See Old Saint Nick From The Spot Where I Stood

So I Slid Down The Banister Just As Fast As I Could


SUNG:

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

My Two Front Teeth, See, My Two Front Teeth ?

Gee, If I Could Only Have My Two Front Teeth

Then I Could Wish You Merry ChriStmas


It Seems So Long Since I Could Say

Sister Suzy Sitting On A ThiStle

Every Time I Try To Speak

Huh, All I Do Is WhiStle


All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

My Two Front Teeth See My Two Front Teeth ?

Gee, If I Could Only Have My Two Front Teeth

Then I Could Wish You Merry ChriStmas


Tongue Click, Bicycle Bell, And An Oh, No!

Jingle Bells Resumes In The Second Line Of A Verse

Tongue Click, Bicycle Bell, And An Oh, No!

Jingle Bells Resumes In The Second Line Of A Verse

Horse Whinny And A Sneeze

Jingle Bells Resumes In The Second Line Of A Verse

Horse Whinny And A Sneeze

Jingle Bells Completes Its Verse


SPOKEN:

Good Old Santa Claus And All His Reindeer

Huh, They Used To Bring Me Lots Of Toys And Candy

Gee, But, But Now When I Go Out And Call Dancer, Prancer, Donnner And Blitzen

None Of 'em Can UnderStand Me

Cries

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

My Two Front Teeth, See My Two Front Teeth?

Two More Attempts To Sound It Correctly

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

So I Can Wish You Merry ChriStmas

ChriStmas, ChriStmas

Aww, For Goodness Sakes

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!