Somethin Gotcha Down?
Does Real Life Suck?
Well Do I Have The Place Fer You
Woke Up On A Monday I′m Starting The New Week
Step Out On The Porch And Feel The Cool Breeze
Walkin' By My Fruit Trees With The Perfectly Pruned Leaves
As I′m Headed Into Town To Buy A Few Seeds
And There's Penny With Her Students
Jas And Vincent Are The Cutest
Shane Has Gotta Be The Rudest
And Mayor Lewis Always Clueless
But They All Seem Like Real Humans
If The Boot Fits We Can Do This
Down In Stardew Are You Ready To Start A Farm Dude?

Howdy Newcomer There's So Much To Do
Let Us Give You Some Tips About This Place Ya Just Moved
To Fit In, Ya Better Get Some Eggs
I Hope That You Really Really Really Like Mayonnaise
Don′t Die In The Dungeons, I Mean The Mines
The Healthcare Sucks And Buy All Your Supplies Before 5
And If You Need More Tricks Just Come Back In A Day
Cause We′ll All Be Programmed To Have Some More Shit To Say

Screw Work
Quit Yer Job
Grandpa Left You A Farm
Dig Dirt
Plant The Crops
Buy A Hog
Build A Barn
Drink Booze
Pickle Jars
Get Married
You're The Star
In The Dew
In The Valley

Ahh Spring Has Sprung
But The Fun Has Only Begun
First It Was The Egg Fest Hunt
We Kicked All The Kids Asses And Won
Then It Was Time For The Flower Dance
Girl Won′t You Give Your Old Pal A Chance
Come Take My Hand We Can Gallivant
Cause Your Upper Half's Like An Hour Glass
Then Summer Arrives
Getting Real Hot And It′s Gonna Be Time
To Hop In The Ocean The Water Is Fine
Oh Wait I Can't Swim Well OK Never Mind
Hmph I Will Just Play In The Sand
Oh Shit What The Fuck It′s A Skeletal Hand
Nah I Think My Hunches Are Right
I Think The Mayor Might Have Something To Hide
Now The Winds Got A Nip Though
Selling Off The Corn Because I Grew Another Shit Load
Wishing That The Muhfuckin Yams Would Get Grown
I Could Use A Couple Other Chickens And A Big Goat
In Time For The Local Fair
Louis With The Rules Like I'm Supposed To Care
All I Gots Purple And Gold In There
So Them Other Fuckin Jokers Never Gonna Compare
Brrrr But When It Starts To Snow Hard Fall Will End
Sitting At The Winter Feast I Look Around At All My Friends
I Don't Miss My Old Fuckin Life At All And When
It Comes Time For Next Year Ill Do This All Again
It′s Already Next Year I′ll Do This All Again
Work!

Howdy Again There, And How Do You Ya Do
We See You're Fitting Right In To The Place Ya Just Moved
To Help More, Ya Better Hear This Tip
The Joja Mart′s For Corporate Ass-kissing Pieces Of Shit
People Love Presents, They'll Take You On Dates
And Truffle Oil′s What The Mayor Needs To Masturbate
And If You Need More Tricks Come Back In A Day
Cause We'll All Be Programmed To Have Some M-m-m-more...

Screw Work
Quit Yer Job
Grandpa Left You A Farm
Dig Dirt
Plant The Crops
Buy A Hog
Build A Barn
Drink Booze
Pickle Jars
Get Married
You′re The Star
In The Dew
In The Valley

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