Stan:





There's A Bunch Of Birds In The Sky





And Some Deers Just Went Running By





Oh The Snow's Pure And White On The Earth Rich And Brown





Just Another Sunday Morning In My Quiet Mountain Town!








The Sun Is Shining And The Grass Is Green





Under The Three Feet Of Snow, I Mean





This Is A Day When It's Hard To Wear A Frown!





All The Happy People Stop To Say Hello








Stranger:





Get Outta My Way!








Stan:





Even Though The Temperature's Low





It's A Perfect Sunday Morning In My Quiet Little Mountain Town








Sharon:





Well Good Morning, Stan.








Stan:





Mom, Can I Have Eight Dollars To See A Movie?








Sharon:





A Movie? But I Thought You Were Going Ice Skating?








Stan:





But This Is Going To Be The Best Movie Ever! It's A Foreign Film, From Canada!








Sharon:





All Right, All Right, Here You Go. But Be Back For Supper.








Stan:





Thanks, Mom.








Sharon:





Oh What A Picture Perfect Child





Just Like Jesus He's Tender And Mild





He'd Wear A Smile While He Wore A Thorny Crown!





What An Angel With A Heart So Sweet And Sure





And A Mind So Open And Pure





Thank God We Live In This Quiet Red Neck Mountain Town!








Stan:





Hi, Is Your Son Home?








Ms. McCormick:





I Think So. HEY!








Stan:





Oww.








Ms. McCormick:





Kenny, Wake Up! Kenny, Dammit, Come On!








Kenny:





{I'm Coming Mom!}








Stan:





Kenny, The Terrence And Phillip Movie Is Out, You Wanna Come?








Kenny:





{I Have No Idea! LOL!}








Ms. McCormick:





Where Do You Think You're Going?