Well I Got A Car, Ain't Got No Gas
I Got A Cheque, But It Won't Cash
I Got A Woman, Ain't Got No Class
Well I Got A Guitar, Ain't Got No String
I Got Ten Fingers, Ain't Got No Ring
I Got A Woman, Ain't Got A Thing
Well I Got A Door, Ain't Got No Key
I Got Some Drums, But Ain't Got No Beat
I Got A Woman, She Ain't So Sweet

I Got Two Feet, Ain't Got No Shoes
I Got A Wagon, Ain't Got No Mule
I Got A Woman, But She Ain't True
Well I Got A Piano, Ain't Got No Keys
Yes I Got A Cracker, Ain't Got No Cheese
I Got A Woman, But She Climbs Trees
Well I Got A Woman, Yeah I Got A Woman
Oh, I Got A Woman