I Have A Story


A Bitter Anthem


For Everyone To Hear


About This Kid Who Just Don't Like Me


And That's A Solid Fact


They Say He's Haunting Me


And As You See I'm All Swelled Up With Fear


'Cuz I Can't Get Him Off My Back


If You See Jordan (If You See Jordan)


He Makes Me Sick (He Makes Me Sick)


High Schools Over (High Schools Over)


And You Still Won't Quit


You Tried To Fight Me Down At Tyler's Beach


And Man I Think That's Great


You Nearly Cried And Said To Yell At You


Like I Do At All The Girls


Then You Drive Home Real Quick


Did You Make It In Time To Masturbate?


There's One Too Many Of You In This World


If You See Jordan (If You See Jordan)


He Makes Me Sick (He Makes Me Sick)


High Schools Over (High Schools Over)


And You Still Won't Quit


You Say It's Chivalry


But It's Jealousy That Lead Us To This Song


Won't Play It Often


Just At Least Until Your Gone


You'll Stop At Nothing But The Real Thing


And Everything Up To That's Pretend


You Tried To Brainwash All My Friends


If You See Jordan (If You See Jordan)


He Makes Me Sick (He Makes Me Sick)


High Schools Over (High Schools Over)


And You Still Won't Quit


Fuck You Jordan (Fuck You Jordan)


You Make Me Sick (You Make Me Sick)


High Schools Over (High Schools Over)


I Don't Care If You Dye Your Hair


You'll Always Be A Little Red Head Bitch