Andrew's A Starfighter Pilot

He Can Get High In His Jet

Tells Me About All His Women

He Can Get Any I'll Bet

Andrew's A Starfighter Pilot

He Knows All The Girls In The World

He's Better Than James Kirk Ir Tweeky

I Cradle His Picture At Night

You Know I'll Think Of You

Your Picture On The Wall

I Would Raise My Drink To You

But I'll Stay Sober Just For You

Andrew's A Starfighter Pilot

I Watch Him On TV Each Day

I've Got All The Toys From His Programme

And All Of His Past Shows On Tape