Intro:



You're Back Now At The Jack-off Hour This Is DJ, Eazy Dick

On W-Balls, Right Now, Somethin New, By Snoop Doggy Dogg

And This One Goes Out To The Ladies, From All The Guys

A Big Bow Wow Wow, Cuz We Gonna Make It A Little Mystery

Here Tonight, This Is DJ Eazy Dick, On The Station That

Slaps You Across Your Fat Ass, With A Fat Dick



Verse One: Nate Dogg



When I Met You Last Night Baby

Before You Opened Up Your Gap

I Had Respect For Ya Lady

But Now I Take It All Back

Cause You Gave Me All Your Pussy

And Ya Even Licked My Balls

Leave Your Number On The Cabinet

And I Promise Baby, I'll Give Ya A Call

Next Time I'm Feelin Kinda Horny

You Can Come On Over, And I'll Break You Off

And If You Can't Fuck, That Day, Baby

Just Lay Back, And Open Your Mouth

Cause I Have Never

Met A Girl

That I Love

In The Whole Wide World



Verse Two: Kurupt



Well, If Kurupt Gave A Fuck About A Bitch I'd Always Be Broke

I'd Never Have No Motherfuckin Indo To Smoke

I Gets Loced And Looney, Bitch You Can't Do Me

Do We Like BBD, You Hoochie Groupie?

I Have No Love For Hoes

That's Somethin I Learned In The Pound

So How The Fuck Am I Supposed

To Pay This Hoe, Just To Lay This Hoe

I Know The Pussy's Mines, I'ma Fuck A Couple More Times

And Then I'm Through With It, There's Nothing Else To Do With It

Pass It To The Homie, Now You Hit It

Cause She Ain't Nuthin But A Bitch To Me

And Y'all Know, That Bitches Ain't Shit To Me

I Gives A Fuck, Why Don't Y'all Pay Attention

Approach It With A Different Proposition, I'm Kurupt

Hoe You'll Never Be My Only One, Trick Ass Beeeitch!



Chorus: (repeat 4X)



It Ain't No Fun, If The Homies Can't Have None



Verse Three: Snoop Doggy Dogg



Guess Who Back In The Motherfuckin House

With A Fat Dick For Your Motherfuckin Mouth

Hoes Recognize, Nigg