Pulled A Muscle

Popped A Joint

My Useless Body

Is Falling Apart

I Used To Be Limber

I Used To Have Finesse

Now I'm Just A Pencil Neck



But It Wasn't Always This Way

I Remember Way Back In The Day

I Used To Somersault Like Elfie Schlegel

Coming Off The Unever Bars



Saw My Chiropractor

My Questions He Did Answer

Said I Better Take Care

Better Get Some MediCare

I'm Not Getting Younger

So Said My Doctor

I'm No Spring Chicken Pigeon



But It Wasn't Always This Way

I Remember Way Back In The Day

I Used To Somersault Like Elfie Schlegel

Doing Her Floor Exercise Routine