It Happened So Fast

He Didn't Have Time To Think

Or Maybe He Had Too Much

A Bit Too Much To Drink

When He Went Riding Off

Into The Bright Sunshine

It Turned Out To Be

The Lights Of A Car

Can Somebody Help Me Please

Scrape This Man Up Off The Road

Can Somebody Help Me Please

I Cannot Do It On My Own

As The Police

Were Scraping Him Off The Fender

A Friend Of His Had Said

That He Had Been On A Bender

And That He Had A Huge Fight

Yeah, He Had A Fight With His Wife

Then He Got Pissed Off

Then Rode Off On His Bike

He Was Drunk

He Was Drunk On A Bike