Now Everything's Fine,

But I'm Still Gonna Whine

You've Got Eyes That Shine,

But They Aren't Mine Unless I Pay For Them In Full

And That's The Rule

And I Guess That's Cool



But I Ain't No Fool,

And I Won't Be Made To Look Like I'm Some Troglodyte

I Won't Come Home Until It's Night

Can't Be Seen Just Hanging Around,

Unless You Come Along



Girl If You Go, I'm Gonna Stay Home

But If You Stay, I'll Go Away,

And I Won't Come Back All Night

No That Ain't Right, But Let's Not Fight

These Words Are Trite, But There The Only Ones I Know

You Must Have Things To Do,

And I Can't Always Be With You

There's A Thousand Reasons I Could Name,

But Every Single One Is Lame



You Take These Chains, Break These Ties That Bind Me

My Whole Life

Take Me Home, I Don't Mind, And Now We Both Hate Life

Face Down In Some Bar You'll Find Me Waiting, Wife,

Calling Out Your Name



Now Wait A Minute Dear

Get Yourself Another Beer

And As Long As You're There, Get Me One Too And We'll Work This Thing All Out

I Had No Doubt

Don't You Sit There And Pout