This Is A Story Bout

A Little Man Named Rod

Who Did Not Have A Mind Of His Own

Just Went Along With His Pathetic Lonely Life.



Even When He Went To School

The Teacher Said "jump!"

And He Jumped And He Jumped And He Jumped!

Then He Fell On The Floor.



Never Let His Feelings Out

Didn't Have Any Friends

Once He Left School He Hoped

This Would

All Change Now.

But It Was Not To Be

The World For Him To See

Mercy!

Oh, Mercy!



Arrrggggghhhhhhaaaa!!!!!!!!



He Had To Get A Job

Wanted To Go Somewhere To Relax For A While

He Went To Work On A Boat As A Cabin Boy...



"Get On You Knees And Scrub The Decks,

I Want To See You Sweating. Make Sure You're

In My Quarters Around Half Past Ten This Evening..."



He Didn't Like This One Bit

He Got To Get Another Job

So He Jumped Off The Boat

And Swam To Shore

To Work On The Beach In A Bar.



He Met A Chick Working There

Just Like Him

Not Too Pretty

Not Too Pretty

She Was Sad & Lonely Just Like Him.



They Went To The Cinema Together And Then

Went Back To His Room, Back To His Room

Made Sweet Lovin' To Each Other's Only Friend,

Only Friend.



The Night After He Walked Out Of His Room,

Heard A Voice Shout...



"Boy! Go Pick The Dead Rats Outta The Drain!!"



First Day

But It's OK

From Then, Talks To Rodney Like Shit All Day



But Rod, Doesn't Do Anything, Just Keeps It In.



He Thinks: 'fuck It! I Just Put Up With This Shit,

I Got A Girl And A Friend, I Don't Need Nothing Else'



"How Are You Doing, My Good Man?

(As Rodney Gazes At Miranda)

I See You Got Good Taste,

Miranda Is Nice Girl, Very Nice Girl..."



"What's That Supposed To Mean?

You Trying Something, Say It!

Very Friendly Girl? Very Friendly Girl?

What's That Supposed To Mean...?"