Here′s A Little Story How The West Was Won
The White Man Came And Took Out Everyone
They Used Dirty Blankets And They Used Machine GunsAnd They Didn't Think Twice About What They′d Done

Here's A Little Story About Kevin Bacon
He Had A Bunch Of Money But It Got Taken
He Got A Bunch Of Lawyers And He Tried To Sue
But Bernie Looked At Him And Said, "Hey, Fuck You"

Don't Bring A Knife To A Gunfight, You′ll Lose
Don′t Bring A Knife To A Gunfight, You'll Lose

Here′s A Little Story About The Congressman
They Bailed Out All Of Their Billionaire Friends
You Can Blame Bush Or You Can Try To Blame Obama
But You Should've Fucking Learned From Your Daddy Or Your Mama

That You Don′t Bring A Knife To A Gunfight, You'll Lose

Some Fights Just Ain′t Fair
Some Fights Just Ain't Fair
No, Some Fights Just Ain't Fair

You Don′t Bring A Knife To A Gunfight, You′ll Lose

Here's A Little Story About Tiananmen Square
The People Rose Up And Said Life Ain′t Fair
Now They're Sweating In A Shop Making IPhones There
If You Stand In Front Of Tanks, The Tanks Are Gonna Win

Don′t Bring A Knife To A Gunfight, You'll Lose
Don′t Bring A Knife To A Gunfight, You'll Lose

Don't Bring A Knife To A Gunfight, You′ll Lose

Don′t Bring A Knife, Knife, Knife...
Don't Bring A Knife, Knife, Knife...
You′ll Lose