When I Say It's Day
You Say It's Night
When I Say It's Black
You Say It's White
Tell Me
What's Wrong With You Baby?

When I Say It's Left
You Say It's Right
But When You Say It,
You Say It For Spite
Gee Whiz! What Is Wrong With You?
Why Can't I Get Along With You?

At Times I Ought To Hate You,
You Make Me Feel So Blue
But Honest I Can't Hate You
When You Smile At Me The Way You Do
Oh, My Goodness!

Sometimes I Want To Leave You,
You Tell Such Awful Lies
But I Could Never Leave You
When I Look Into Those Great Big Eyes
Oh, My Goodness!

I Love You Do You Love Me?
Honey If You Don't, Why Don't Cha?
Honey, If You Won't, Why Won't Cha?
Am I Gonna Have Trouble With You?

I Really Ought To Scold You
You'll Have Me Old And Grey
But When It's Time To Scold You
I Hold You In My Arms And Say
Oh My, Oh My,
Oh, My Goodness!