I Don't Wanna Wear That
It Only Makes Me Look Fat
Time To Tone My Thighs-- Gotta Lose Another Size, Yeah!
What A Way To Wanna Be

Exfoliate--look Great!
Feel Guilty 'bout What You Ate
You're Buyin' All The Books--
To Learn The Latest Looks, Yeah
What A Way To Wanna Be

We Like To Buy, We Like To Spend,
To Keep Up With The Latest Trend
But We Don't Get No Satisfaction
Living Like A Slave To Fashion
No More Thinking For Yourself,
Just Get It Off A Shelf

Chorus: Oh--oh, Why Be Perfect--no--oh,
It's Not Worth It
Don't Be So Obsessed--c'mon Give It A Rest
This Is Not Some Contest--just Do Your Best
'Cause No--oh Body's Perfect!
What A Way To Wanna Be

Moisturize, Exercise, Erase The
Rings Around Your Eyes
Cover What You Can,
Get A Coppertone Tan, Yeah
What A Way To Wanna Be!

Stabilize The Mood You're In--
You're Back On Diet Food Again
Bigger Is The Best, But Only
In The Chest, Yeah!
What A Way To Wanna Be

We Like To Buy, We Like To Spend,
To Keep Up With The Latest Trend
But We Don't Get No Satisfaction
Living Like A Slave To Fashion
No More Thinking For Yourself,
Just Get It Off A Shelf

Repeat Chorus

It's So Very--unnecessary
Yeah, How Insane--to Be So Vain
It's So Synthetic--I Just Don't Get It
I Don't Get It, Baby, Yeah, Yeah

Don't Be So Obsessed--c'mon Give It A Rest
This Is Not Some Contest--just Do Your Best
'Cause No--oh Body's Perfect!

(Ooooohhhhhh)

Oh, No--oh Body's Perfect
No--oh, It's Not Worth It
Don't Be So Obsessed
(No--oh Body's Perfect)
This Is Not Some Contest
(No--oh Body's Perfect)
Perfect! What A Way To Wanna Be