Aha-yeah

I've Known A Few Guys Who Thought They Were Pretty Smart
But You've Got Being Right Down To An Art
You Think You're A Genius, You Drive Me Up The Wall
You're A Regular Original, A "knowitall"

Ohwooh, You Think You're Special
Ohwooh, You Think You're Something Else

Ok, So You're A Rocket Scientist...

That Don't Impress Me Much!
So You Got The Brains, But Have You Got The Touch?
(Now) Don't Get Me Wrong, Yeah I Think You're Alright
But That Won't Keep Me Warm In The Middle Of The Night
That Don't Impress Me Much!

Aha-yeah

I Never Knew A Guy Who Carried A Mirror In His Pocket
And A Comb Up His Sleeve, Just In Case
And All That Extra Hold Gel In Your Hair Ought'a Lock It
'Cause Heaven Prevent, It Should Fall Outta Place

Ohwooh, You Think You're Special
Ohwooh, You Think You're Something Else

Ok, So You're Brad Pitt...

That Don't Impress Me Much!
So You Got The Looks But Have You Got The Touch?
(Now) Don't Get Me Wrong, Yeah I Think You're Alright
But That Won't Keep Me Warm In The Middle Of The Night
That Don't Impress Me Much!

You're One Of Those Guys Who Likes To Shine's Machine
You Make Me Take Off My Shoes Before You Let Me Get In
I Can't Believe You Kiss Your Car Good Night
C'mon Baby Tell Me, You Must Be Joking, Right??

Ohwooh, You Think You're Special
Ohwooh, You Think You're Something Else

Ok, So You Got A Car...

That Don't Impress Me Much!
So You Got The Moves, But Have You Got The Touch?
Don't Get Me Wrong, Yeah I Think You're Alright
But That Won't Keep Me Warm In The Middle Of The Night
[..]
But That Won't Keep Me Warm On The Long, Cold Lonely Night
That Don't Impress Me Much!

Ok, So What Do You Think... You're Elvis Or Something...
That Don't Impress Me Much!
[repeat]