There Are Folks Who Make Fun Of The Way My Family's Run
It's A Joyful, Joltin', Jumpin' Jamboree
So If You'd Like A Job, Come Join Our Jolly Mob
And We'll Show You How Much Fun A "j" Can Be

My Nephew's Into Judo (Ugh!)
My Father Likes To Jog (Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha)
My Cousin Washes Jelly Jars
My Uncle Jumps A Log

Great Nephew Flies A Jet Plane
My Granddad Drives A Jeep
My Auntie Runs A Jackal Farm
My Grannie Juggles Sheep

My Niece Plays In A Jazz Band
My Auntie Judges Boars
My Nephew Likes To Jitterbug
My Grandpa Jimmies Doors

My Uncle Raises Johnquills
Great Granddad Plays The Jacks
My Wife Became A Journeyman
And Me? ....I Just Stay Out Of Their Way.