Old Lady: Excuse Me.

Hip Dude: Watch It, Lady!

Old Lady: Pardon Me, Sonny!

(music Plays A Little Louder Now As He Sings To The Camera)

Hip Dude: Down Below The Street
Can You Dig The Steady Beat?
It's The Subway

All: Subway!

Bert: Moving Right Along
Hear The Rhythm Loud And Strong
It's The Subway

All: Subway!

Man With Mustache: 'Cause There Isn't Any Room In This Town

Prairie Dawn: They Put All The Trains Down Under The Ground

Cop: Buy A Token Now
For A Ride That's Super-wow
On The Subway

All: Subway!

(scene Changes To Inside The Subway Train As They All Cram In, Bert's Hanging Onto A Strap)

All: (talking At Once)

Bert: Uh, Excuse Me...

Lady In Fur: You Should Say You're Sorry!

Bert: Hi, Kermit.

Man With Mustache: Squeeze Inside The Door

Little Boy: There's No Room For Any More

Both: On The Subway

All: Subway!

Hip Dude: Hang Onto The Strap

Lady: Wonder Where They Hid The Map?

Both: On The Subway

All: Subway!

Prairie Dawn: If You're In A Hurry Take The Express

Kermit: It Will Go Right By Your Local Address

Red-Haired Man With Mustache: Swaying To And Fro
It's The Only Way To Go
On The Subway

All: Subway!

Ohhhhh..... (sounds Like The Sound A Train Makes When It Passes By)

Kermit: My Stop Just Went By

All: Ohhhhh...

Prairie Dawn: Hey, Your Thumb's In My Eye

All: Ohhhhh....

Hip Dude: It's So Hot, I Could Die

All: Anyway, Everyway, Anywhere

Bert: Packed Inside A Train
It's Too Crowded To Complain
On The Subway

All: Subway!

Old Woman: You Could Lose Your Purse
Or You Might Lose Something Worse
On The Subway

All: Subway!

Hip Guy: It's The Biggest Travel Bargain In Town

Yet Another Woman: The Longest Running Show Underground

Man With Mustache: Come On, Slip Inside
You'll Get Taken For A Ride
On The Subway

Kermit: Where's That?

All: On The Subway!

(for Some Reason, Some Of Them Begin To Dance With Each Other!)

Prairie Dawn: If You're In A Hurry, Take The Express

Kermit: It Will Go Right By Your Local Address

All: Buy A Token Now
For A Ride That's Super-wow
On The Subway!
On The Subway!
On The Subway!
On The Subway!
On The Subway!
Ohhhh.....

(the Train Stops And Everyone Piles Out, Except Bert And The Cop)