Oscar: I'll Give You A Song
That I Think Is Tops:
If You Keep Up This Racket,
I'm Calling The Cops!

(music Starts)
David: Oh, Oscar Don't Allow No Singalong Singing Here
Oscar Don't Allow No Singalong Singing Here

All: Now We Don't Care What Oscar Don't Allow
Gonna Sing Some Singalongs Anyhow
Oscar Don't Allow No Singalong Singing Here

Big Bird: Oh Yeah
Oscar Don't Allow No Banjo-strumming Here
Oscar Don't Allow No Banjo-strumming Here

All: Now We Don't Care What Oscar Don't Allow
Gonna Strum Our Banjos Anyhow
Oscar Don't Allow No Banjo-strumming Here

Ernie: Now Oscar Don't Allow No Piano-playing Here
Oscar Don't Allow No Piano-playing Here

All: Now We Don't Care What Oscar Don't Allow
Gonna Play Our Piano Anyhow
Oscar Don't Allow No Piano-playing Here

Gordon: Oscar Don't Allow No Drum-drum Drumming Here
Oscar Don't Allow No Drum-drum Drumming Here

All: Now We Don't Care What Oscar Don't Allow
Gonna Do Some Drumming Anyhow
Oscar Don't Allow No Drum-drum Drumming Here

David: Oscar Don't Allow No Singalong Singing Here
Oscar Don't Allow No Singalong Singing Here

All: Now We Don't Care What Oscar Don't Allow
Gonna Do Some Singalong Singing Anyhow
Oscar Don't Allow No Singalong Singing Here!

(spoken)
Oscar: Very Funny, Very Funny (door Slams)