Luis: What A Little Painting! It's Very Tiny.

Maria: It's Not Tiny. It's Itsy Bitsy.

(They Exchange A Scornful Glare And Move On To A Very Large Painting.)

Maria: Look At That Enormous Painting! It's Humongous!

Luis: Well, *I* Would Say It's Tremendous; I Might Even Call It Stupendous.

Maria: You Would ...

(They Move To Another Painting.)

Luis: Now That Is A Great Painting. It's Absolutely Fantastic!

Maria: No It's Not! It's Terrific! (getting Angry)

Luis: Fantastic!

Maria: Terrific!

Luis: Fantastic!

Maria: Terrific!

(The Music Starts, And Various Sesame Street People Who Are 'in' Paintings, Begin To Sing.)

Gordon: Can't You See That You Both Agree?
What's The Reason For This Spat?

Susan: You Like To Say Things This Way.
And You Like To Say Things That.

Telly: What A Shame; It All Means The Same.
There's No Need To Make A Scene.

Elmo: There Are Lots Of Way To Say The Very Same Thing,
If You Know What I Mean.

Maria: You Say Little; I Say Itsy.

Luis: You Say Tiny; I Say Bitsy.
Little, Tiny ...

Maria: .. Itsy, Bitsy.

Together: Let's Call The Whole Thing Small!

Luis: You Say Enormous; I Say Tremendous.

Maria: I Say Humongous, You Say Stupendous.
Enormous, Humongous ...

Luis: ... Tremendous, Stupendous.

Together: Let's Call The Whole Thing Big!

Bob (dressed As Atlas Holding A Globe): A Ball Can Be A Circle, Or A Globe Or Other Sphere.
They're All Ways Of Saying What I'm Holding Here.

Maria: I Say Fantastic, You Say Terrific.

Luis: But When You Say Fantastic, To Me Sounds Terrific.

Together: For We See How We Agree Now ...

Maria: .. Whatever We Call It's OK.

Luis: Let's Say We Call It A Day!