Ernie: [Hi, Bert.]

Bert: [Oh. Hi, Ernie. Hey, I've Been Sitting Here Trying To Think Of What We Can Do With This Here, Letter "L".]

Ernie: [Oh. Well, Let's See. You Know One Thing, You Can Sing Sort Of A "La La La" Song With The Letter "L".]

Bert: [Uh, What Do You Mean?]

Ernie: [Well, There Are All Kinds Of Pretty Words That Begin With "L".] (Music Starts.) [You Know, You Can Sing A Few "La La La's" And Some Pretty Words, And You'd Have A Nice Little Song.]

Bert: ["La La La," Like That?]

Ernie: [Sure. Go Ahead. Try It.]

Bert: [O.K. Let's See, Uh,..]
La, La, La, La . . . Lemon
La, La, La, La, Light Bulb

Ernie: [Uh-huh.]

Bert: La, La, La, La, Lamp Post [This Is Fun.]
La, La, La, La, Lump In My Oatmeal

Ernie: [Well, That's Not Quite What I Was Thinking About, Bert.]

Bert: [No?]

Ernie: [I Mean There Are A Lot Of Pretty "L" Words, And I Was Sort Of Thinking Of The Ones That Are More Lilting And Lovely. You Know Like...]
La, La, La, La, Laughter

Bert: [Oh, Yeah. I See.]

Ernie: La, La, La, La, Lullaby

Bert: [Oh, Like That. Huh?]

Ernie: La, La, La, La, Lollypop

Bert: [Ahhhhhh!]

Ernie: La, La, La, La, Lights In The Sky.

Bert: [Oh! Oh! Ernie, I've Got A GREAT "L" Word! This Is A Beauty. Oh, Listen To This.]
La, La, La, LINOLEUM!

Ernie: [Ah, No, Bert, Uh..]
Listen To Me
'Cause "L" Is Such A Lovely Letter
For Words Like "licorice" And "lace"
The Letter "L" Lights Up Your Face
So Why Not La, La, La, La, Laaaaaaaaaaaaah...

Bert: La, La, La, La, Laaaaaaah

Ernie: ...with Me?

(Bert Laughs.)