If I Were A Poet
I Would Write A Sonnet
It Would Say "I Love You"
Your Name Would Be Upon It
If I Were A Farmer
I'd Give You A Bunny
If I Had A Beehive
You Would Get Free Honey
Fa La La (many Times)

If I Were A Baker
You Could Have A Cruller
If I Were A Painter
Choose Your Favorite Color
If I Had Some Diamonds
I'd Give You A Few
Anything To Show You
How Much I Love You
Fa La La, Etc.

Did You Guess My Secret?
I Am Not A Poet
Couldn't Write A Sonnet
And I Think You Know It
I Am Not A Farmer
Can't Give You A Bunny
I Don't Have A Beehive
Sorry 'bout The Honey
Fa La La, Etc.

I Am Not A Baker
Don't Know Bread From Batter
And I Am Not A Painter
And It Doesn't Matter
I Don't Need A Present
All I Have To Do
Is Look At You To Show You
How Much I Love You
Fa La La, Etc.