Announcer's Voice: Ladies And Gentlemen And Sardines, Miss Ethel Mermaid!

I Get No Kick Out Of A
B, C And D Are Just Letters To Me
And E Makes Me Endlessly Blue
But I Get A Kick (she Kicks A Fish With Her Tail, As She Does In Each Verse)
Out Of U

I Get No Fun From An F
G, H And I Merely Cause Me To Sigh
And J Really Makes Me Boo-hoo
But I Get A Kick
Out Of U

K, L, M, N
O, P, Q, R, S
Are Nothing Once You've Seen Them
'Though T And V Don't Appeal To Me
I'm Nuts For What's Between Them
W Gives Me No Thrill
X, Y And Z Are Not My Cup Of Tea
They Just Tell Me The Alphabet's Through
But I Get A Kick
Out Of U

All The Fish: K, L, M, N
O, P, Q, R, S
Are Nothing Once You've Seen Them

Solo Fish: 'Though T And V Don't Appeal To Her
She's Nuts For What's Between Them

Ethel: W Gives Me No Thrill
X, Y And Z Are Not My Cup Of Tea
They Just Tell Me The Alphabet's Through
But I Get A Kick
A Really Big Kick
I Get A Kick
Out Of U