I Was Hanging Out At The Show

Feeling Like A Fat Potato

I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here

I Saw Her At The Door And

She Looked As Bored As Me

So I Got Her In

I Put Her On The Guest List

At The Show And Now I Get

To Watch Her Dance Like

The Other Weirdos Do

I Saw She Brought A Camera

She Did The Groin-o-rama And

We Were Really Having Fun

I Told Her I Was The Lead Singer

I Felt Like Harvey Klinger And

Then She Smacked Me In The Head