Uh, Things Could Get Better,

I Guess

What Do You Think

You To

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Heres How I Did It

Spend My Last 5 Dollars At Burger King

I Have No Money Have No Nothing

Which Makes It Impossible For Me

To Take Care Of My Dog Properly (domino)

I Played In A Game Of Basket Ball

At The Park With Some Guys Named Johnny Zee

At Fat Older Man Jumped On My Back

And Flaired Up An Old High School Injury

Im Still Tripping Off My Ex-girlfriend

We Broke Up Three Years Ago Last Week

I Still Write Songs About That Girl

But She Has Moved On Very Nicely

I Wreked My Car I Ride My Bike

But Some Asshold Came And Stole My Seat

He Didnt Give A Damn About My Life

So Now I Only Travel By My Feet



Everything Is Almost Fine

Ive Just Got A Few Of These Frustrations

And They Are Weighing On My Mind

Everything Is Almost Fine

Ive Just Got A Few Of These Frustrations

And They Are Weighing On My Mind



The Mets Aint Won Since Eighty-six

The Dolphins Lost By Fifty-five

I Had To Go To Mario

My Little Sister Had To Drive

I Give Myself These Wack Haircuts

So Its All Uneven In The Back

I Cant Afford A Barbershop

So Now I Only Wear A Hat

My Label President Says Im Fat

And I Need To Lose Like Fourty Pounds

And Get Some Style In My Wardrobe

And Maybe Audition For O-town



Its Getting Close To Being Almost Fine

But When I Think I Pull Ahead Im Really Falling Way Behind

What Was The Straight Line Turned Into A Fork In A Road

And I Took The Wrong Route And I Though You Should Know



Everything Is Almost Fine

Ive Just Got A Few Of These Frustrations

And They Are Weighing On My Mind

Everything Is Almost Fine

Ive Just Got A Few Of These Frustrations

And They Are Weighing On My Mind



But At Least I Dont Have Lobster Hands Like Those People I Saw On Jerry Springer

And At Least I Can Still Drink Gusto With True Liners

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