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It's Pink And It's Oval
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I Buy It At The Mobil
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It's Made In Chernobyl
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When I Was A Child
My Family Was So Poor
We Didn't Have The Finer Things In Life To Eat
But We Had A Plan
In A Big Blue Can
A Government Substitute For Meat

To Get Me To Eat It At Dinner
They Said I'd Grow Up Like Bruce Jenner
He Was A Winner That Never Knew Defeat
And When He Got Hungry
He Cracked Open That Special Treat

S-P-A-M Don't You Know It's My Best Friend
S-P-A-M Again And Again
So Go And Forget Your O-S-C-A-R
There's One Meat By-produce That's The Best By Far