Lots Of People Die


Everyone In Fact


But When I'm Dead I've Decided


I'll Give Something Back


I Won't Bore The People Witless


As A Priest Goes On And On


I'll Give Them Fun And Merriment


Even Though I'm Dead And Gone


I Want A Fancy Dress Funeral


Fancy Dress Funeral


If You Don't Come As Something Cool


You Inherit Nothing, That's The Rule


Fancy Dress Funeral


The Only Way To Go


You Can't Take Your Money With You


But I Don't Want To Give It Away


So I'll Spend It All On The Funeral


My Very Own Special Day


I Want A Fancy Dress Funeral


Fancy Dress Funeral


If You Don't Come As Something Cool


You Inherit Nothing, That's The Rule


Fancy Dress Funeral


The Only Way To Go


And When I'm Dead


Deceased And Gone And Such


If A Drunk Would Pee On My Grave


I'd Thank Him Very Much


I Want A Fancy Dress Funeral


Fancy Dress Funeral


If You Don't Come As Something Cool


You Inherit Nothing, That's The Rule


Fancy Dress Funeral


The Only Way To Go