In The 1920s A Man With A Box Came To Stay
In The 1930s The Man With A Box Went Away
In The 1940s A Man With A Box Went Beserk
In The 1950s The Man With A Box Left For Work

A Man With A Box Could Be Loving And He Knows It
But A Man With A Box Don't Work That Way
A Man With A Box Could Be Loving If He Tried It
But His Rainclouds Are Permanently Grey

In The 1960s A Man With A Box Opened Up
In The 1970s The Man With A Box Drained His Cup
In The 1980s A Man With A Box Came Along
And In The 1990s A Man With A Box Wrote This Song

Chorus

A Man With A Box Made A Train Escape From Euston
While His Butterflies Went Wild In The Woods
The Police Report Stated That Every Year At Margate
The Daisies Grew A Different Shade Of Brown
Man...