(Frank)How Do You Do

I See You´ve Met My Faithful Handyman

He´s A Little Brought DownBecause When You Knocked

He Thought You Were The Handyman

Didn´t You Freaky

Don´t Get Strung Out By The Way I Look

Don´t Judge A Book By It´s Cover

I´m Not Much Of A ManBy The Light Of Day

But By Night I´m One Hell Of A Lover



I´m Just A Sweet Transvestite

From Transsexual Transylvania



Let Me Show You Around

Maybe Play You A Sound

You Look Like You´re Both Pretty Groovie

Or If You Like Something Visual

That´s Not Too Abysmal

We Could Take You In An Old Steve Reeves Movie



(Brad)

I´m Glad We Caught You At Home

Ah - Could We Use Your Phone

We´re Both In A Bit Of A Hurry

We´ll Just Say Where We AreThen Go Back To The Car

We Don´t Want To Be Any Worry



(Frank)

You Got Caught With A Flat

Well How About That

Well Babies Don´t You Panic

By The Light Of The Night

It´ll All Seem Alright

I´ll Get You A Satanic Mechanic

I´m Just A Sweet Transvestite

From Transsexual Transylvania

Why Don´tcha Stay For The Night - Night

Or Maybe A Bite - Bite

I Could Show You My Favorite Obsession

I´ve Been Making A ManWith Blond Hair And A Tan

And He´s Good For Reliving My Tension

I´m Just A Sweet Transvestite

From Transsexual Transylvania

I´m Just A Sweet TransvestiteFrom Transsexual Transylvania



So Come Up To The LabAnd See What´s On The Slab

I See You Shiver With Anticipation

But Maybe The Rain Is Really To Blame

So I´ll Remove The CauseBut Not The Symtom