Big Bird: I Have A Little Song.
It Isn't Very Long.
(missing Lines)

(Scene Changes To Show Bob, Wearing An Old-fashioned Boy's Costume With Straw Hat.)

Bob (speaking): Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill To Fetch A Pail Of Water. (A Lot Of Water Splashes On Him.)

(Scene Changes To Show Bob In Ordinary Outfit, At Oscar's Can.)

Bob (singing): You Go To Visit Oscar. You Knock Upon His Can.
(Knocks, Lid Opens And Someone Says:)

Unidentified Voice (speaking): Oscar Isn't In!

(Scene Changes To Maria And A Human Baker.)

Maria (singing): You Go To See A Baker.
He's Making Custard Pies.
You Ask If You Can Have One, And The Baker Yells:

Baker (holds Up A Pie): Surprise! (Ready To Throw It In Her Face)

Maria (holds Up Another Pie And Throws It In His Face First): Surprise!

Chorus: Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!

(Scene Changes To Show Bob, Wearing Jack And Jill Costume.)

Bob (speaking): Mary Had A Little Lamb. Its Fleece Was White As Snow. (A Bunch Of Snow Dumps On Him.)

(Scene Changes To Someone Who Looks Out Window And Sees Grover Hanging From A Pole.)

Grover: I Don't Know How I Got Here.
(missing Lines)
I'm In For A ... (loses His Grip And Yells As He Falls)
SURPRIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEE!

(Scene Changes To Show Big Bird, Sadly Walking Down Sesame Street.)

Big Bird (singing): Today It Is Your Birthday, You're Feeling Kind Of Rotten,
Seems All Your Friends And Relatives - They Somehow Have Forgotten,
You're Feeling Sad And Lonely When, Right Before Your Eyes,
All Your Friends And Relatives Jump Out And Yell "SURPRISE!"

Maria: We Knew It Was Your Birthday.

Mister Hooper (holding Up A Sweater): I Hope This Is Your Size.

(I Don't Know The Rest, But I'm Pretty Sure It Ends With "Surprise!")