I Walked Into This Bar

And The Man Refused;

He Said, "We Don't Serve Strangers

In Blue Suede Shoes;

We Don't Give Credit, And

We Don't Give Way--

We Have To Think About What The People Might Say..

Uh, You Know What I Mean..."

I Said, "Sure, Man"



Oh, He Gave Me A Smile That Was Sickly And Wet,

And I Offered Him One Of My Cigarettes.

He Took It, Afraid That He Might Appear Rude,

Then Proceeded To Sell Me Some Second Class Food.

Nice Guy - Meet 'em Everywhere.. .



He Said, "My Oh My, I Have Suffered Too Long,

And This Cigarette Seems To Be Very Strong;

I Don't Make The Rules

I Just Get What I Take

And I Guess Every Rule Was Made To Break.

You Can Take What You Like, It Won't Hurt Me

Cause I¡¯m Just Working For The Company."

From The Green Cigarette, He Took A Long Drag,

And Said, "I Think I'll Pick My Travelling Bag.



I¡¯m Tired Of Cheating, And Wasting My Head

And Filling The Boss's Bags With Bread.

I Want To Get Out In The Sun And Rain,

And Feel The Wind On On Skin Again;

The World Is Large, And I've Got Time Yet.

And, By The Way, Thanks For That Cigarette..

Thank You Very Much."



"You Know, I Feel Like A New Man

Yes I Do, I Don't Know Why;

I¡¯d Just Like To Say

Thank You Very Much(indeed)

It's A Beautiful Day

I Think I'll Be On My Way (right Away)

I'd Just Like To Say

Thank You Very Much.

Yes, I'm Getting The Hell Out Of Here

Yes, I Am - Bye, Bye.

That's The End Of The Message

Thank You Very Much.

Bye Bye...