There Once Was A Woman
A Strange Kind Of Woman
The Kind That Gets Written Down In History
Her Name Was Nancy
Her Face Was Nothing Fancy
She Left A Trail Of Happiness And Misery

I Loved Her
Everybody Loved Her
She Loved Everyone And Gave Them Good Return
I Tried To Take Her
I Even Tried To Break Her
She Said, I Ain't For Takin' Won't You Ever Learn

I Want You, I Need You, I Gotta Be Near You
I Spent My Money As I Took My Turn
I Want You, I Need You, I Gotta Be Near You
Ooh, I Got A Strange Kind Of Woman, Yes I Have

She Looked Like A Raver
But I Could Never Please Her
On Wednesday Mornings Boy You Can't Go Far
I Couldn't Get Her
But Things Got Better, She Said
Saturday Nights From Now On, Baby, You're My Star

I Want You, I Need You, I Gotta Be Near You
I Spent My Money As I Took My Turn
I Want You, I Need You, I Gotta Be Near You
Ooh, I Got A Strange Kind Of Woman

Ooh, My Soul, I Love You

I Want You, I Need You, I Gotta Be Near You
I Spent My Money As I Took My Turn
I Want You, I Need You, I Gotta Be Near You
Ooh, I Got A Strange Kind Of Woman, Yes I Have

She Finally Said She Loved Me
I Wed Her In A Hurry
No More Callers And I Glow With Pride
I'm Dreaming
I Feel Like Screaming
I Won My Woman Just Before She Died

I Want You, I Need You, I Gotta Be Near You
I Spent My Money As I Took My Turn
I Want You, I Need You, Ha Ha Ha
Ooh, I Had A Strange Kind Of Woman, Yeah

She Was So Fat
She Was The Worst Thing You've Ever Seen

Ooh, My Soul, I Love You, Baby

- Hey, Thank You, Thank You.