I Punched My Buddy In The Nose After Lunch

Now I'm In Trouble 'cause The Dean Saw The Punch

He Was Tellin' Things That Were Not True About Her

So I Let Him Have It In The Cafeteria



Now I'm Stayin' In, Stayin' In

My, My Baby's Walkin' Home With Him

They Passed My Window Hand-in-hand Just Then

But What Can I Do? 'cause I'm Stayin' In



If She Just Knew What That Son-of-a-gun Said

I Know She Wouldn't Be Caught With Him Dead

She Don't Know What He Has Got Up His Sleeve

But She Would Find Out If I Could Only Leave



But I'm Stayin' In, Stayin' In

My, My Baby's Walkin' Home With Him

I Did It Then, And I'd Do It Again

I Love Her So, But I'm Stayin' In