Let Me Tell 'bout A Kid I Know.
We Met A While Ago.
At The State Fair.
He Was Showing His Blue Ribbon Pig.
I Was Thinging Big.
While I Was Combing My Hair.
He Was Never Like The Other Guys,
Selling Curly-fries,
Or Rigging The Games.
4-H Was His One True Love.
We'd Hang Out Above
The Dunk-tank When It Rains.

I'm Gonna Step-up, Step-up, Step-up.
I'm Never, Ever Coming Home.

I'm Really Into The Boys That Work There.
The Feeling You Get When Your Ticket They Tear.
Four Days In May: The State Fair!

I Used To Go Out With The Other Man.
He Ran The Sno-cone Stand.
He Looked Good From Behind.
I Like A Baggy Kind Of Overall.
They Don't Really Show At All.
I Can Use My Mind

I'm Gonna Step-up, Step-up, Step-up.
I'm Never, Ever Coming Home.