I Play Pool Cause I'm No Fool
I Play Pool Cause I'm Cool
I Play Pool After School
I Play Pool All The Time

Cue In My Left Hand, Beer In Right
I Shoot And Drink All Through The Night
That Sloppy English Does Me Just Right
I Use That Sloppy English All The Time

I Hold My Stick
Like I Hold My Dick
Hustling Beers From Wetto
That's The Trick

I Use That Sloppy English
All The Time.