INTRO



Hello Boys And Girls. Welcome To Your De La Soul Readalong Storybook!



When You Hear This Sound... * ...that Means Turn The Page.



And Now We Begin Our Exciting Adventure Of... De La Soul Is Dead.



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PLAYGROUND HONEYS:



Oh My God Vanilla Ice...



He's So Fly!



The Boy Is So Good.



Did You See His Body?



He Could Dance Too.



He Could.



He's Better Than Any Rapper I Ever Seen!



And Plus His Dancers!



- He's So Jammin'!



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JEFF: Yo, What's Up?



HONEYS: Yo, Jeff, Where You Been, Man?



JEFF: Guess What I Just Found, I Just Found A De La Soul Tape In The



Garbage.



HONEYS: For Real? Let's Hear It!



JEFF: No!



HONEYS: Aww, Be Like That!



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MISTA LAWNGE: What's Up, Cocksnot? How Ya Doing, Buddy?



HONEYS: Cocksnot? You Gonna Let Him Call You That? Sucker!



JEFF: Leave Me Alone!



LAWNGE: What Do We Have Here?



JEFF: Nothing!



LAWNGE: Listen, You Little Arsenio Hall Gum Having Punk!



HONEYS: Oooh! You Let Him Call You Arsenio! Oooh!



LAWNGE: I Want The Tape!



JEFF: It's Mine!



HONEYS: Oh, He Played You! Jeff's Getting Played! Jeff! Jeff! Bodyslam



Him, Jeff!



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LAWNGE: Now! I've Got The New De La Soul Tape! Hey Dicksnot,



Buttcrust, Get Over Here!



D.J. AUB: What's Up Baby?



MASE: Coolin'!



LAWNGE: I Just Got This De La Soul Tape, Man, Slamming. Where's The



Box? The Box!



MASE: So, Yo, Let's Get With The Shilsnihilsnobilsno!



AUB: I Got The Bidox, Let's Do This Like Brutus!



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...28. For Those Who Have All Four Answers Correct, You Will Recieve



A Specially Selected Grand Prize. Thanks, And Goodnight, For Three



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