Here's Another Song About A Place Near Hong Kong
They Got Lots Of Opium And Lapsang Southong
Siam, Siam

All The Fancy Pussycats Come From This Area
Also Got A Lot Of Animals That Scare Ya
Siam, Siam

Python Legs Are Poached In Slimy Toad Saliva
After Eating That I'm Lucky I'm Aliva
I Am, Yes I Am

Ask The King If You Can Stay To Sample Cuisine
Maybe He Will Even Let You Dine With The Queen
Siam, Siam

Nicest Little Place I Live In Since Budapest
If You Think That I'm In Love, You're Right, I
Confess
I Am, I Am, Yes I Am, With Siam
I Am, I Am, Yes I Am, With Siam