In The Morning I Awake

I Feel My Bladder About To Break

I Scratch My Balls I Rub My Eyes

Just Feeling Lousy



My Girlfriend Tells Me That

It's Time To Take A Bath

I Say "No, Not Today, It's Only Tuesday"



Once Every 24 Hours

I'm Supposed To Take A Shower

That's Not The Way I Do It

Do It Do It



Personal Hygiene Is The Last Thing On My Mind

I Don't Want To Do It

Do It Do It



It Doesn't Make A Difference To Me

Everyday I Do The Same Old Thing

So Why Should I Have To Be Clean?



Those Dreaded Wednesdays And Saturdays

Also Known As Shower Days

I Hate Them